Hears faintest noise outside. Let me play you the sound of my people Hope your tea tastes like meat I am Beagle, Hear me baroooo! I am so going after that skunk again tomo… See more

I has no idea how dis happen. I suspect ninjas attack me in muh sleep. Now get it offa me. I see you baby… Shakin’ that tail! I swear, the rabbit was this big! If you wanted that ball… … See more

Maybe I drink because you pretend to throw the fucking ball Dave. No sorry. I don’t have an extra pillow. No, that dress does not make you look fat your fat makes you look fa… See more

Target within range sights locked on Thank God you’re home! The pillow tried to kill me. That looks delicious! The awkward moment when your brother from another mother pho… See more